This is a list of quotes from The Machine.
Red Taylor
Start of Match
- “Hmm, this forest seems interminable.”
- ―At the start of a match. (This refers to the quote that is used as the level description.)
Enemies
Weapons
Downed/Revived
Perks
- “If only the world was a little bit more tropical.”
- ―After buying Perpetual Foam.
Wade Kilgore
Start of Match
- “No flashlights, no food, no map, NO FUCKIN' PROBLEM!”
- ―At the start of a match.
Enemies
Weapons
Downed/Revived
Perks
- “Flows like a river of granite.”
- ―After buying Dehazardous Sap.
Vix Powell
Start of Match
- “This forest better have a radio somewhere in it.”
- ―At the start of a match.
Enemies
Weapons
Downed/Revived
Perks
- “This tastes like I should be putting it on pancakes, and then immediately regretting it.”
- ―After buying Dehazardous Sap.
Jay Carter
Start of Match
- “Fucking Red, next time I'm driving.”
- ―At the start of a match.
Enemies
Weapons
- “Why did Wade give us the SHITTIEST fucking weapons he had.”
- ―When using the Little Badger.
Downed/Revived
Perks
- “Euch, I didn't know they were making drinks out of Red's piss.”
- ―After buying Dehazardous Sap.