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| Performed by | Lady Gaga and Beyoncé Knowles |
| Creator | Lady Gaga |
| Creation Date | 2009 |
| First Appearance | Vengeance |
- “Stop spam inviting me!”
- ―Description seen next to the song[src]
Telephone is a musical easter egg introduced in Vengeance. It is written and performed by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé Knowles as part of "The Fame Monster" Extended Play. It is part of The Ebon Monster collection. Lyrically, it speaks of fear of the suffocation monster, and that one should ignore the voice telling you to work harder if it discomforts you badly. In Zombies, it is Sophia breaking free from Group 935 service and breaking free of her submissive nature. The Beyoncé of the song has yet to be determined.
Activating Telephone in The Dark grants the player Stamin-Up.
Lyrics
Lady Gaga
Hello, hello, baby, you called?
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you say? say?
Wha-wha-what did you say, huh?
You're breakin' up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy
Kinda busy
Kinda busy
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy
Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh?
You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
I'm busy
(I'm busy)
Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Beyoncé
Boy, the way you blowing up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
Leave my girls no faster
I should've left my phone at home
'Cause this is a disaster
Calling like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer
Lady Gaga
Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing
Beyoncé
Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'
I'll be dancin'
I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Lady Gaga
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
I'm busy
(I'm busy)
Beyoncé
Stop telephonin' me
Lady Gaga
(Stop telephonin' me)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My telephone
Ma ma ma telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My telephone
Ma ma ma telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My telephone
Ma ma ma telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Telephone Operating Woman and Man
(We're sorry, we're sorry)
(The number you have reached)
(Is not in service at this time)
(Please check the number, or try your call again)
| Dark Tears Series Musical Easter Eggs Source | ||||
| Single Songs | Revelation • Dance In The Dark • Seperate Ways (Worlds Apart) • Jump • Dark Side • Nightmare • So Far Away | |||
| The 900th Maiden | Invaders • Children of the Damned • The Prisoner • 22 Acacia Avenue • The Number of the Beast • Run to the Hills • Gangland • Hallowed Be Thy Name • Flight of Icarus • The Trooper • Prowler Introduced in Time Monster: Rime of the Ancient Mariner • Dance of Death • Can I Play with Madness • The Clairvoyant | |||
| The Ebon Monster | Bad Romance • Telephone • Alejandro • Dance In The Dark • Monster • So Happy I Could Die • Teeth • Speechless Introduced in Time Monster: Scheiße • Bloody Mary • Judas | |||
| The Dead Beetle | Back in the U.S.S.R • Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da • While My Guitar Gently Weeps • Helter Skelter • Revolution • Let It Be • Can't Buy Me Love • Hey Bulldog • The End • Get Back • Hard Day's Night • I Want to Hold Your Hand • Do You Want to Know A Secret Introduced in Time Monster: Yellow Submarine • Octopus' Garden • Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band • With a Little Help From My Friends • Getting Better | |||
| The Instrumentalist | Pictures at an Exhibition • Birdland • Flight of Valor • Eroica Symphony • Für Elise • Night on Bald Mountain • British Isles Suite • Jurassic Park Suite • Adagio for Strings • The Planets Suite The Deceiver: Combat Veterans Soundtrack | |||