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Telephone
Lady_GaGa_-_Telephone
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Performed by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé Knowles
Creator Lady Gaga
Creation Date 2009
First Appearance Vengeance
“Stop spam inviting me!”
―Description seen next to the song[src]


Telephone is a musical easter egg introduced in Vengeance. It is written and performed by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé Knowles as part of "The Fame Monster" Extended Play. It is part of The Ebon Monster collection. Lyrically, it speaks of fear of the suffocation monster, and that one should ignore the voice telling you to work harder if it discomforts you badly. In Zombies, it is Sophia breaking free from Group 935 service and breaking free of her submissive nature. The Beyoncé of the song has yet to be determined.

Activating Telephone in The Dark grants the player Stamin-Up.

Lyrics

Sung lyrics are written normally, while changes in artist is written in italics (and background vocals are written within brackets)

Lady Gaga
Hello, hello, baby, you called?
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you say? say?
Wha-wha-what did you say, huh?
You're breakin' up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy
Kinda busy
Kinda busy
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy

Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh?
You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy

Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
I'm busy
(I'm busy)
Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Beyoncé
Boy, the way you blowing up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
Leave my girls no faster
I should've left my phone at home
'Cause this is a disaster
Calling like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer

Lady Gaga Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing

Beyoncé Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'
I'll be dancin'
I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'

Lady Gaga
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin'
Stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
I'm busy
(I'm busy)
Beyoncé
Stop telephonin' me
Lady Gaga
(Stop telephonin' me)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

My telephone
Ma ma ma telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

My telephone
Ma ma ma telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

My telephone
Ma ma ma telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Telephone Operating Woman and Man
(We're sorry, we're sorry)
(The number you have reached)
(Is not in service at this time)
(Please check the number, or try your call again)

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